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Crossing Swords
Aspiring hero of goodwill Patrick is hired as a squire and soon discovers the royal castle is a crooked hornet's nest of lustful monarchs, criminals, and charlatans. Who knew brightly colored peg people lived such interesting lives? War, murder, full frontal nakedness—who knew?